To love someone as much as you love yourself that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.

Death cannot stop true love. Thats why its pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.

Dont try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

Love one person at a time thats the motto Ill try to get my clones to live by.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

Its true I cant make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love Id say Now. But youd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

We cant be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since youre a lady and Im a gentleman Ill shave mine off.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first let me introduce myself.