You have been complaining so long about your labour pains. Its time to show us your baby What at all have you been dreaming about that long Lets see it and give it a name

You smile and draw me near and whisper Do as dreamers do.I lean to you and whisper in your ear I cannot dream tonight my Dear. For it is you.

And when I fall in love I began I will build a mountain to touch the sky. Then my lover and I will have the best of both worlds reality firmly under our feet while we have our heads in the clouds with all our illusions still intact. And the purple grass will grow all around high enough to reach our eyes.

I had a dream about you. I should have waited until you were finished eating to tell you I love you because you vomited all over my tablecloth. But thats OK because it was multi-colored and brown and green.

I had a dream about you. You were a her named Penny but you were even more worthless than a cent. And I was a businessman who owned coin-operated used bubblegum dispensers.

I had a dream about you. My brain was plugged directly into the internet and people in Russia were streaming my dreams. Edward Snowden was there and he was eating popcorn that Id mailed him.

In my dreams I am sleepingI am sleeping in my dreamsI wish to dream in my sleepJust wish to dream in my sleep.

I had a dream about you. I think we made love but I cant be certain because the scenes were censored by the Moral Authorities. The thing that pisses me off is my grocery list was identical to the Blacklist so I was starving throughout the sequence.

I had a dream about you. I had a flat tire on the interstate which is really embarrassing for a hitchhiker who is using that tire as a substitute for pants. You were the only person who offered to give me a ride and I am grateful even though you pulled over at first because you thought I was a hooker.

I had a dream about you. We were almost omniscient seeing all the problems in this world. We noticed the scratch on my bumper the ding in my passenger-side door and the bloodstains in the trunk of my car. But we didnt notice the biggest problem of allour kidnap victims family had no moneyand no interest in getting him back.