Famous Quotes about dreaming

Jarod Kintz quote #58 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. We were going to change the world. But instead you changed your clothes and changed your mind about going to the bar so I ended up crying on your sofa until my unicorn arrived to take me home.
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Jarod Kintz quote #38 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. You fell into my arms like a 120-pound sack of gold coins. So I did what any respectable lover would doI buried you in the backyard so nobody could steal you away from me.
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Jarod Kintz quote #43 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You wondered if there were any more honest men left in the world and so did I because I worked for the government and if there were any honest men left in the world then it was my job to find them and kill them. After I robbed them.
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Jarod Kintz quote #107 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. I said The sex train leaves in three minutes and lasts for three minutes. Hop on You replied No thanks. I think Ill catch a cab. Well you did catch a cab and then you caught syphilis.
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