Famous Quotes about food

Jarod Kintz quote #171 from Dreaming is for lovers

I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off with leftovers and I said this was the best second-time dinner Ive ever had a first time. Oh I had it before when it was fresh and first made but this was the first time I was having it for a second time and that made it special like a tie at the Olympics. Would both winners get medals made of two metals gold and silver Thats what I thought about as I chewed the food as I tried to remember what it tasted like the first time.
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Jarod Kintz quote #184 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were eating angel hair pasta with scissors and I was a long-haired hippy. I yelled Eating pasta with scissorsa not so subtle way to say I need a haircut. To which you replied Well I would have used silverware if you hadnt sold all the forks and spoons to pay for your Ethel Merman addiction.
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Jarod Kintz quote #59 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You winked at me and said the meats fresh and I didnt know which meat you were referring to. So I zipped up my pants and left the Mens room in a hurry. Id rather buy my thinly sliced beef somewhere else.
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Jarod Kintz quote #81 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry I was a US politicians ideal voter.
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Jarod Kintz quote #85 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were cooking me dinner and I was standing by the stove questioning your every move. You found me ungrateful and I found the number for Chinese takeout. I may not have wanted your food but I still wanted your love. Your love isnt burnt too is it
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