Famous Quotes about humor

Laini Taylor quote #487 from Days of Blood & Starlight

So he called to her back Just out of curiosity you know purely conversation and all at what age will you be entertaining offers of marriageYou think itll be so easy she called back over her shoulder. No way. There will be tasks. Like in a fairy tale.Sounds dangerous.Very so think twice.No need he said. Youre worth it.
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Oscar Wilde quote #425 from The Importance of Being Earnest

I really dont see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why one may be accepted. One usually is I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married Ill certainly try to forget the fact.
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Lemony Snicket quote #207 from The Penultimate Peril

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.
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Peter S. Beagle quote #415 from The Last Unicorn

I am no king and I am no lordAnd I am no soldier at-arms said he.Im none but a harper and a very poor harperThat am come hither to wed with ye.If you were a lord you should be my lordAnd the same if you were a thief said she.And if you are a harper you shall be my harperFor it makes no matter to me to meFor it makes no matter to me.But what if it prove that I am no harperThat I lied for your love most monstrouslyWhy then Ill teach you to play and singFor I dearly love a good harp said she.
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Jess C. Scott quote #382 from EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

Maybe you could be mine or maybe well be entwined aimless in this sexless foreplay.
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Jarod Kintz quote #371 from The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Dont try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.
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