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Marie Lu quote #412 from Legend

I dont know if anyones ever told you this he begins. He doesnt blush and his eyes dont dart away. Instead I find myself staring into a pair of oceans - one perfect the other blemished by that tiny ripple. Youre very attractive.Ive been complimented on my appearance before. But never in his tone of voice. Of all the things hes said I dont know why this catches me off guard. But it startles me so much that without thinking I blurt out I could say the same about you. I pause. In case you didnt know.A slow grin spreads across his face. Oh trust me. I know.
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Ally Condie quote #403 from First Day

Isnt it funny how the memories you cherish before a breakup can become your worst enemies afterwards The thoughts you loved to think about the memories you wanted to hold up to the light and view from every angle--it suddenly seems a lot safer to lock them in a box far from the light of day and throw away the key. Its not an act of bitterness. Its an act if self-preservation. Its not always a bad idea to stay behind the window and look out at life instead is it
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James Patterson quote #320 from Max

He could totally be your boyfriend Angel went on with annoying persistance. You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.Im only a kid I shrieked. I cant get marriedYou could in New Hampshire.My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff Forget it No ones getting married I hissed. Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else Not in a box not with a fox Now go to sleep before I kill you
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Richelle Mead quote #304 from Shadow Kiss

If you want some advicewhich Im sure you dontyou guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks youre moving in on Lissa.What he asked in mock astonishment. Doesnt he know my heart belongs to youIt does not. And no hes still worried about it despite what Ive told him.You know I bet if we started making out right now it would make him feel better.If you touch me I said pleasantly Ill provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then wed see how badass you really are.
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Richelle Mead quote #245 from The Indigo Spell

Because I cant help doing it he said with a shrug. And hey if I keep loving you maybe youll eventually crack and love me too. Hell Im pretty sure youre already half in love with me.I am not And everything you just said is ridiculous. Thats terrible logic.Adrian returned to his crossword puzzle. Well you can think what you want so long as you remember-no matter how ordinary things seem between us-Im still here still in love with you and care about you more than any other guy evil or otherwise ever will.I dont think youre evil.See Things are already looking promising.
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Jarod Kintz quote #163 from Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She didnt say it I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought my words and not hers. How could I confuse I love you with May I take your order
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