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Jarod Kintz quote #35 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. Too many people died that night to count. Still I had to provide the Minister of Numbers with a rough estimate. The number I told him was two and that number may be off by one or two people. In the dream nobody could find my in-laws who may have been on vacation or they may have been viciously murdered depending on who you ask and what you saw. Say what did you see
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Jarod Kintz quote #146 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. It was raining and you were anorexic and shaped like an umbrella. We fell in love like a desert has a dry sense of humor. I laughed so hard I got dehydrated and sunburned.
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Jarod Kintz quote #166 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. You were Mickey Mantle and I was a fireplace without a mantle. I didnt like baseball so I kept telling you that you could do something productive with your life like becoming a Tupperware salesman.
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Jarod Kintz quote #140 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. You were riding a walrus like a cowboy and I was riding a cowboy like a cowboy. I waved at you and you waved your lasso over your head. Thats how I got roped into buying a new car.
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Jarod Kintz quote #194 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. You were drinking apple juice and I was drinking horse piss though the spectators in the stadium couldnt tell who was drinking what even though one million dollars for guessing correctly was on the line.
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