Famous Quotes about pants

Jarod Kintz quote #170 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. I had a flat tire on the interstate which is really embarrassing for a hitchhiker who is using that tire as a substitute for pants. You were the only person who offered to give me a ride and I am grateful even though you pulled over at first because you thought I was a hooker.
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