I had a dream about you. We got into an argument over the toilet seat. Down up down up down up we each thought we were right. Finally being a natural diplomat I suggested we compromise and leave the toilet seat halfway between down and up. You called me an idiot and I said Thats precisely why the majority of the population voted me into public office.

I had a dream about you. You were washing your car and I was washing my horse. You thought I belonged in the 19th century and I thought you belonged in a zoo. I wasnt alone in thinking thatso were the other 49 of the population that didnt vote you into public office.