NO. No no no. I dont want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love Its so stupid Tiny I mean Jesus who even gives a fuck about sex People act like its the most important thing humans do but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean who you want to screw and whether you screw them Those are important questions I guess. But theyre not that important. You know whats important Who would you die for Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you dont even know why he needs you Whose drunken nose would you pick