If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk what does the second unlabeled bottle contain If you answered Whole milk then youre obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So Ill just pour it in someone elses coffee.

I had a dream about you I had come home late at night and you were on the couch with your arms raised as if you were reaching for the sky when I asked what you were doing you replied Getting better reception on the TV I am now convinced you are an alien.