Famous Quotes about relationships

Bauvard quote #146 from I Had a Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldnt decide which one to use so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.
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Jarod Kintz quote #174 from Whenever You're Gone

Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. Thats why for just 69.69 youll like what I have to sell you. Its not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheadsits the Dream Tunnel.
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo quote #198 from I Had a Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You looked like you but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such we were forced to reside in Washington DC.
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Jarod Kintz quote #111 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were saving your love for another man so I gave you a bigger Ziploc bag to save it in because if youre going to make that relationship work youve got to give more than what you gave to me. Later I regretted giving you my Ziploc bag because I was left with no place to store my sandwich so I had to rent a locker at the local YMCA.
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Jarod Kintz quote #43 from I Had a Dream About You

I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life you like the dream you Answer this question If Paul Krugman and Ben Bernanke were about to die and they only had 59 seconds left and you could only save one would you take a minute to think it over
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