No this trick wont work... How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love

Love is a better master than duty.

When you trip over love it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love it is impossible to stand again.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.