Love is like war except without all the blood and death and stuff.

Love is a tomato. And while its true that I can live without a tomato I could sure go for some ketchup.

The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house and a sticky note on the fridge that said I love you. Oh my God I thought. Somebodys obsessed with me and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight

I am a slave to your love. Well more like indentured servant.

Love one person at a time thats the motto Ill try to get my clones to live by.

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

Its true I cant make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love Id say Now. But youd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.