I had a dream that I was perfectI woke up and was still perfect. Aw.

I had a dream about you. You were so cute and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they werent having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.

I had a dream about you. I was trying to dissect love like it was a frog and you were trying to dissect a frog like it was love. I said we should team up and have sex and you said Sure Ill have sex with youfor twenty bucks. Geez For half that I can get twice the value in two twins and a ham sandwich down at the trailer park. Sure the combined age of the twins is 140 but at least the sandwich will be fresh.

I had a dream that Zac Effron showed up at my door shirtless with a bouquet of flowers..yep Im still waiting on that one to come true.

I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said The fish taco wasnt nearly as stinky as I imagined itd be. You looked at me with your gorgeous eyes and said Life isnt all roses to the noseless and those with eyes need to listen closely. I nodded my head in agreement even though I didnt have a clue what you meant. But thats what love does right It makes men clueless.

I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off with leftovers and I said this was the best second-time dinner Ive ever had a first time. Oh I had it before when it was fresh and first made but this was the first time I was having it for a second time and that made it special like a tie at the Olympics. Would both winners get medals made of two metals gold and silver Thats what I thought about as I chewed the food as I tried to remember what it tasted like the first time.

I had a dream that I could please everyone. Well that will always be a dream because I find that near to impossible to do.

I had a dream about you. You said you were leaving me and I said When are you coming back You said I dont think Im ever coming back. And I replied So youre going to Walmart huh Those checkout lines can take an eternity to get through. Well pick me up some chips while youre there.

I had a dream about you. I had converted a beached whale into a tour bus and I asked you to be my driver. You asked what kind of people youd be driving around and I said Dead people. You frowned and said Dead people dont tip. And I said Yes but they also dont protest when you root through their pockets.

I had a dream that I would be successful and happy in lifeI woke up running out of breath because Ive been chasing this dream for quite a while now.