I had a dream about you last night... I think flying saucer activity is pretty easy to explain if I had one Id go joyriding too.

I had a dream about you. We were two lovers disguised as librarians. We met in the non-fiction section and thats the truth. Or at least thats what we told your parents. They didnt need to know where we really metin the smut section the corner with all the political biographies.

I had a dream about you last night... and in it you said Chin up it only gets harder.

I had a dream about you. You were crying and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on potato chips. I thought we could start a business. I would make potato chips I would make you sad and you would cry onto the chips and season them for consumption. I thought a good name for the chips was the reason you always cry and that is how Love Chips came into existence.

I had a dream about you last night... in it I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his nuts in. He stole my cashews in the complimentary snack basket.

I had a dream about you. You sold canned laughter and I sold fresh laughter straight out of my throat. You sold more of it but nobody really liked your product. Plus the people who bought your cans werent the kind of people to recycle so most definitely Mother Earth did not find you funny.

I had a dream about you last night... in it we wondered why dogs come in packs but you cant pack dogs.

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.

I had a dream about you last night... if atomic clocks are synced up to a satellite to keep their time accurate where does the satellite get its time Is there a chain of atomic clocks setting time for other atomic clocks

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language though not shared by any of them.