If love had feathers and tasted like dog food then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. This statement also defines my political beliefs.

I had a dream about you. We were both surrounded by poor people but there was one big differenceI was poor but you were rich. Thats why I was shocked when you tried to rob me. After all I was one of many who voted you into power.

I had a dream about you. We got into an argument over the toilet seat. Down up down up down up we each thought we were right. Finally being a natural diplomat I suggested we compromise and leave the toilet seat halfway between down and up. You called me an idiot and I said Thats precisely why the majority of the population voted me into public office.

I had a dream about you. We met where most lovers meetin prison. You were a guard and I was in solitary confinement. The politicians felt the bars protected society from me but I felt the bars protected me from them.

I had a dream about you. You were washing your car and I was washing my horse. You thought I belonged in the 19th century and I thought you belonged in a zoo. I wasnt alone in thinking thatso were the other 49 of the population that didnt vote you into public office.

I had a dream about you. We were two lovers disguised as librarians. We met in the non-fiction section and thats the truth. Or at least thats what we told your parents. They didnt need to know where we really metin the smut section the corner with all the political biographies.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go for a walk and I wanted to start a parade. I suggested we team up but you said youd rather have sex with a cactus. I was taken aback but then I offered to introduce you to a Congressman because I think he could really benefit from your kind of loving.

I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry I was a US politicians ideal voter.

I say eek to Zeke Ekez the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He looks like me talks like me and thinks like me but I wont vote for him because I always vote for myself.