Truth without love is brutality and love without truth is hypocrisy.

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.

I had a dream about you. We got into an argument over the toilet seat. Down up down up down up we each thought we were right. Finally being a natural diplomat I suggested we compromise and leave the toilet seat halfway between down and up. You called me an idiot and I said Thats precisely why the majority of the population voted me into public office.