Two become one when two are in loveor when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. Ill pay next time I promise.

Ive got a way with love. Away with love.

Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.

I dont want to make love last I want to make love second to last. The last thing well do is cuddle.

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.

Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.

To love someone as much as you love yourself that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

Love is like whoa Actually its closer to woe.

We cant be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since youre a lady and Im a gentleman Ill shave mine off.