Refusing to lean back against him Colleen sat ramrod straight until they reached the road. I guess I should say thank you for saving my life she muttered then turned and slapped Faoln hard across the face. And thats for you having to save it in the first place. And Im not your woman you big arrogant lying betrayingfaery loving She searched for the perfect insult and couldnt find one Scot. She gave a very unladylike snort. Happy now That fiery enough for you

Food shouldnt be that shade of green lass. Faoln MacIntyre

Och lass. Yer going to have to not do that. Faoln exhaled. Creeping up on a man is a dangerous thing and I confess Im jumpier than most. Yer feet are soft as a cats.I wasnt creeping anywhere I was going to make coffee and this is my house Ill creep anywhere I like Colleen muttered with a petulant scowl. But I wasnt creeping.

His deep voice drifted to her through the crowd of women. my lady when she returns. Och there ye are Blossom Faoln grinned standing up and taking her hand so she could ease back into the restaurant booth. These lasses were just asking if I was a stripper. I told them I doona think so he said his face clouded with uncertainty. Im not am IThe inquisitive lasses in question flushed scarlet and scattered to the four corners of the room at the murderous look on Colleens face. No youre not but I guess I can see how theyd think that she muttered darkly. What you are is a freaking estrogen magnet.

Identify yourself Colleen demanded. Ive got a bat and I will beat the living shit out of you if you so much as blink. Ive got a black belt she lied frantically andanda gun. A big one. - Colleen OBrien

Funny how I keep forgetting youre insane. - Colleen OBrien

I had a dream about you. I think we made love but I cant be certain because the scenes were censored by the Moral Authorities. The thing that pisses me off is my grocery list was identical to the Blacklist so I was starving throughout the sequence.

I had a dream about you. We made love like the trunk of a Buick can hold three people. That was a great idea you had hiring that videographer.

I had a dream about you. I was a consumer and you were a consumed. My grocery list had 10 items on it. Items 1-9 were cat food and the 10th item was condoms. But not for sexthey were to store my leftovers as Tupperware had been decreed illegal by the king.

I had a dream about you. I said The sex train leaves in three minutes and lasts for three minutes. Hop on You replied No thanks. I think Ill catch a cab. Well you did catch a cab and then you caught syphilis.