I had a dream I was in an old womans closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car and puts you in a bed that smells like mothballs.

I had a dream about you I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said I have never been with a woman over 120lbs I was confused but said nothing then you said The scale says you weigh 122lbs I dont think we can work I was baffled by your strange and cruel attidude and said that you would have to take your food to go.

I had a dream about you. You winked at me and said the meats fresh and I didnt know which meat you were referring to. So I zipped up my pants and left the Mens room in a hurry. Id rather buy my thinly sliced beef somewhere else.

I had a dream about you. I asked you to dance and you said you already had a partner. That was when I noticed you were embracing a mannequin and I felt my face get flushed and I felt flustered. Its embarrassing when a mannequin is a better dancer than you but at least I was more agile than my grandpa who was making a fool of himself in the bathroom as he tried to tango with a urinal.