I had a dream about you. My pee was cloudy and I brought an umbrella to the urinal. You were the Coach of the Mens Room and you were giving me advice on how to be a better weatherman. But I didnt listen because I was the arrogant five-time MVP.
I had a dream about you. You wanted to go skydiving and I said Lets try to rent Greg Louganis to be our coach. You said it was two different kinds of diving and I knew what you meant. We are heterosexual and Greg is a homosexual. Though I was disappointed you didnt want Greg as our coach I was glad you always have sex on your mind.