I had a dream about you. You whispered in my ear and I couldnt quite hear what you said because Beethoven was being deaf too loud in the corner of the room. I thought you said you loved me but its also possible you said it sounds like a racehorse galloping when I pee.

I had a dream about you. You were playing the guitar like it was a piano and I was impressed with my deafness. You played awfully but all I could hear was I love you.