I had a dream about you. You invited me to a picnic so I brought two bottles of mustardone for me and one for the guy who always holds your leash. When I got there I wondered who is that guy why are you on a leash and who brought the baloney if anybody

I once had a dream about a woman and the next day she died. I stopped sleeping for three days after that to try to save some lives but then my body relented and I went back to being a murderer.

I had a dream where I lost Capn among the hundreds of black and white cats and they all looked nearly identical to him. It was such a sad dream that it made me drool out of my eyes.

The promise of a dreamers future will always remain greater than their present ability. God will always give them dreams that are further along than their current level of maturity.

I had a dream about you. You were wearing a wedding dress and I was in a tuxedo. Wed been waiting on this moment our whole lives only I imagined the first time I robbed a bank Id be dressed like a cowboy. But you were right this was more romantic.

Ever have a dream so real you felt you could reach out and touch it

The heartbeat is an irregular bell tolling the footprints create ammonite patterns in the snow they spiral in serpentine undulations toward a complicated centre of mass forming a beautifully inscribed hieroglyph the earth acting as papyrus. Its all signs and symbols reading the emotions of another is an art and tonight she lacks the imagination needed in order to be creative. Bewitching to behold wings tucked neatly into the back of a loose summer jacket his bare feet dusky and dusty tumble languidly toward her over the soft crumbling ground. Dawn finds her dreams more beautiful to inhabit than reality. To her it becomes more real than the bed sheets shes pulling close to her chest. As he approaches she continues to watch the invocation of her desire. Wherever he steps the snow flees its as if spring flowers from the very tips of his toes. She holds her breath as he slips his hand into hers leading her away from the top of the hill on which they are standing. They dont follow the path instead they tread boldly over willow roots twigs and fern leaves. Looking upwards in order to see the colour of the sky Dawn crosses her fingers for a shade of blue.

I had a dream about you. You were cooking me dinner and I was standing by the stove questioning your every move. You found me ungrateful and I found the number for Chinese takeout. I may not have wanted your food but I still wanted your love. Your love isnt burnt too is it

I had a dream about you. You were selling nickels for seven cents apiece and I was only willing to pay six. Grandma thought I was foolish but what did I careshe was dead Its like my grandpa always used to say I want to bill Billings one penny at a time. He died with five cents to his name. I was named after himfifty years after him.

I say eek to Zeke Ekez the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He looks like me talks like me and thinks like me but I wont vote for him because I always vote for myself.