I had a dream about you. You were 1882 and I was 1982. You said you were older and I replied that I was taller. Still for being a midget you were pretty good at basketball.

I had a dream about you. You were an escalator and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite and I thought I was as ostrich because I hadnt figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down and then you saw that you and I werent so different after all.

I had a dream about you. We were trying to come up with a hashtag to market our relationship. I suggested fourlipsonekiss and twomouthsonevoice but you went with something confusing like idontloveyou and wearenotinarelationship.

I had a dream about you. You were writing names and numbers in a book and I asked if that was a phone book or the Book of Life. You answered in a way that blinded me with light and I grew afraid. So I said Hey what is that over there and I pointed over your shoulder and when you turned to look I scribbled my name on the bottom of page one.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go shopping for shoes and I suggested we go to the bowling alley. Where else can you go to rent such stylish shoes and have a FREE game of bowling thrown in

I had a dream about you. Id just invented a meltless popsicle and youd just created melted ice cream in a canas a substitute for soup. You looked at me as if I was some sort of creep and I looked at you through binoculars while sitting in a tree branch across the street from your bedroom window.

I had a dream about you. The seasons changed but you did not. You were the same old person you always were only older. And I was the same old person I always was only younger. Yes Id discovered the Fountain of Youth and since we were such old friends I was going to let you have a swig for 10 off the suggested retail price.

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer guitar player saxophonist harpist violinist bassist cellist harmonica player pianist and drummer. Oh and I played the trumpet. And you you had the important roleyou played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory.

I had a dream about you. It was wet but not lucid. So I couldnt control my spraying hose. I think it means we shouldnt join the fire department together.

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