I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock stealing you away from the man of your dreams.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire you were standing in the sun screaming Im melting.

Under certain circumstances profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.Mark Twain a Biography

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.

I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.