I had a dream about you. You were hungry so I made you a binocular sandwich which is peeping power between two slices of bread. You were a hungry pervert so I thought it perfect.

I had a dream about you. You looked like you but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

I had a dream about you. I had superhuman strength not unlike I possess when Im awake and you wanted me to enter and win the Worlds Strongest Man competition. I told you my super strength should be used for the good of humanity as I tossed a beer keg 50 meters to earn the kiss of a female admirer and then I said Im going to become a baker in a colorful tent because the people need bread and circuses to survive all the corruption in the world.

My eyes were blurry from being in love and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoot. I thought I spotted Her the women of my dreams but the other cryptozoologists thought I was hallucinating. They chided me saying If there is no picture there is no proof.

I had a dream about you. You were saving your love for another man so I gave you a bigger Ziploc bag to save it in because if youre going to make that relationship work youve got to give more than what you gave to me. Later I regretted giving you my Ziploc bag because I was left with no place to store my sandwich so I had to rent a locker at the local YMCA.

It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you and you are asleep at the time you are in both your dreams and mine. Still youre not really in my dream are you Its like a party youre invited to but arent allowed entry. Thats too bad because you would have really loved it.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to take a bath and I wanted to take a shower. It started raining so we went in the lake so we could both win. Then you got struck by lightning so I had to make love to someone else that night. I was very sad.

Dreams have one-way doorsthe door you enter cannot be exited from and the door you exit from cannot be used for reentry. And I just want to sell tickets to an event people will pay to sleep through.

I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers and you wondered if we should drink them or throw them back because they were babies.

I had a dream about you. We were debating the nature of love and you said it was invisible and I said it was the color of gold. You accused me of being a banker and I accosted you for it. Nobody calls me a banker and lives to tell about it.