I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.

The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the wrong name so I made her legally change her name to match that of my love interest.

Love is a tomato. And while its true that I can live without a tomato I could sure go for some ketchup.

The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house and a sticky note on the fridge that said I love you. Oh my God I thought. Somebodys obsessed with me and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.

Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue and Id say that love tastes the same only itchier.

Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings and so did my first love letter after I folded it up and flung it at my crush.

I dont want to make love last I want to make love second to last. The last thing well do is cuddle.

Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.