I had a dream about you. You were writing a book and I was reading a book. The problem was it was the same book. So while you were trying to write I sat next to you yelling at you to write faster because I am a speed reader. Seriously can you only type 1000 words per minute You slowed down my reading so much you made me feel like I had a second-grade reading level. Also you really should learn how to use a comma. Oh and one more thing. Its not a love story if theres only one character in the book. Not unless I am that character.

We can imagine the books wed like to read even if they have not yet been written and we can imagine libraries full of books we would like to possess even if they are well beyond our reach because we enjoy dreaming up a library that reflects every one of our interests and every one of our foibles--a library that in its variety and complexity fully reflects the reader we are.