I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.

Kissing - and I mean like yummy smacking kissing - is the most delicious most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do bar none. Better than sex hands down.

To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting take a chance on someone and by the art of commitment become soulmates which takes a lifetime to perfect.

By the time you swear youre hisShivering and sighing.And he vows his passion isInfinite undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying.