I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money kidnapped your parents and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then towards the end of the dream the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating my eyes shot open and I realized it was a dream. Of course its a dream I thought. The cops have no idea where my cave is and your first package has yet to be delivered.

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarviks artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life only to later kill it because a creature thats all fake heart and no brain is whats commonly called a politician and must be destroyed.

I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets but you wouldnt talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale and I was arrested for theft I took away your dignity as a mannequin.

I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red then green and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the mms.

I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day but we knew everything of it.

I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming the words the what could have been beautiful words.

I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasnt prepared for this level of intimacy.

I had a dream about you last night it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.