Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.
Famous Quotes about humor
He studied my appearance carefully. You cut your hair. Yes. Do you like it That depends. How long is it I pulled a curl down and showed him it ended just past my shoulder. He grunted Thats still long enough so I like it. Long enough for what Long enough for a man to run his hands through.
Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.
Hes around the twist said Azalea. Breaking all the windows Hes mad.Ah no said the King. Its only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but dont actually do it well thats love.
Were taught that in life we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case assume rejection first. Assume youre the rule not the exception. Its liberating. But we also know its not an easy concept. -Hes not just into you
I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but yet were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.
Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.
You are my whole heart Scarlet. And this is breaking it.My heart cracked open and clear dropped out of me. My mouth opened and I looked round me and stamped my foot. Does this look like a good time to tell me that you damn stupid boy I meant to sound mean but my voice wobbled. NowHe gave a little smile. My foul-mouthed warrior.
I once loved a girl who almost loved me but not as much as she loved John Cusack.
If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight