I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but yet were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.
Famous Quotes about humor
Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.
You are my whole heart Scarlet. And this is breaking it.My heart cracked open and clear dropped out of me. My mouth opened and I looked round me and stamped my foot. Does this look like a good time to tell me that you damn stupid boy I meant to sound mean but my voice wobbled. NowHe gave a little smile. My foul-mouthed warrior.
I once loved a girl who almost loved me but not as much as she loved John Cusack.
If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight
Because I trust in the ever-changing climate of the heart. At least today I feel that way. I think it is necessary to have many experiences for the sake of feeling something for the sake of being challenged and for the sake of being expressive to offer something to someone else to learn what we are capable of.
Man...heats up like a lightbulb red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly over a low heat like tasty stew. But then once she has heated up theres no stopping her.
How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.
Any lustful fool can love a million women but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.
To love someone as much as you love yourself that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.