Two become one when two are in loveor when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. Ill pay next time I promise.

I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited but a little nervous because we were at a fancy restaurant and I only had enough money in my wallet to pay for two. So being the gentleman I am I suggested that we skip out on the bill after we were finished eating.

I had a dream about you I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said I have never been with a woman over 120lbs I was confused but said nothing then you said The scale says you weigh 122lbs I dont think we can work I was baffled by your strange and cruel attidude and said that you would have to take your food to go.

I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off with leftovers and I said this was the best second-time dinner Ive ever had a first time. Oh I had it before when it was fresh and first made but this was the first time I was having it for a second time and that made it special like a tie at the Olympics. Would both winners get medals made of two metals gold and silver Thats what I thought about as I chewed the food as I tried to remember what it tasted like the first time.

I had a dream about you. We were playing table tennis which angered my family because they were trying to enjoy their Thanksgiving dinner on it. They thought we were selfish and we thought they were two months too early. Seriously Thanksgiving is in November and this was September. Also they need to start treating us like the serious athletes we are.