I had a dream about you. I was a consumer and you were a consumed. My grocery list had 10 items on it. Items 1-9 were cat food and the 10th item was condoms. But not for sexthey were to store my leftovers as Tupperware had been decreed illegal by the king.

I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off with leftovers and I said this was the best second-time dinner Ive ever had a first time. Oh I had it before when it was fresh and first made but this was the first time I was having it for a second time and that made it special like a tie at the Olympics. Would both winners get medals made of two metals gold and silver Thats what I thought about as I chewed the food as I tried to remember what it tasted like the first time.