Our love was covered in fur yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it.

Two become one when two are in loveor when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. Ill pay next time I promise.

The police seemed to think I killed her which is crazy because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger.

Ive got a way with love. Away with love.

I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps so she doesnt bump her head around.

I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center but then so am I. Better than being self-centered as my clone would probably say.

Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.

The only thing I could love more than you is two of you. And I suppose three.

Love is like war except without all the blood and death and stuff.

Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes and thats precisely why I wear slippers.