Famous Quotes about jarod-kintz

Jarod Kintz quote #212 from Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Two become one when two are in loveor when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. Ill pay next time I promise.
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Jarod Kintz quote #392 from This is the best book I've ever written

I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center but then so am I. Better than being self-centered as my clone would probably say.
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Jarod Kintz quote #376 from At even one penny

I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.
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