The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house and a sticky note on the fridge that said I love you. Oh my God I thought. Somebodys obsessed with me and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.
Famous Quotes about jarod-kintz
Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue and Id say that love tastes the same only itchier.
Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings and so did my first love letter after I folded it up and flung it at my crush.
I dont want to make love last I want to make love second to last. The last thing well do is cuddle.
Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.
Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.
Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.
She had two lips like strawberries and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight