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Jarod Kintz quote #376 from At even one penny

I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.
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Jarod Kintz quote #105 from This Book is Not for Sale

The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house and a sticky note on the fridge that said I love you. Oh my God I thought. Somebodys obsessed with me and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.
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Jarod Kintz quote #247 from This is the best book I've ever written

Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings and so did my first love letter after I folded it up and flung it at my crush.
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Jarod Kintz quote #479 from A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth

Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
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