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Jarod Kintz quote #212 from Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Two become one when two are in loveor when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. Ill pay next time I promise.
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Jarod Kintz quote #376 from At even one penny

I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.
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Jarod Kintz quote #105 from This Book is Not for Sale

The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house and a sticky note on the fridge that said I love you. Oh my God I thought. Somebodys obsessed with me and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.
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