Love is like war except without all the blood and death and stuff.
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I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.
Love is a tomato. And while its true that I can live without a tomato I could sure go for some ketchup.
The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house and a sticky note on the fridge that said I love you. Oh my God I thought. Somebodys obsessed with me and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me.
The next time youre planning to injure yourself to get my attention just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
Its funny. No matter how hard you try you cant close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up you never know whats going to come in. But when it does you just have to go for it Because if you dont theres not point in being here.
I dont want to make love last I want to make love second to last. The last thing well do is cuddle.
Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.
Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.