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Jarod Kintz quote #163 from Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She didnt say it I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought my words and not hers. How could I confuse I love you with May I take your order
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Aimee Roseland quote #68 from FANGIRL_15

Lucien had never prayed before never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had to say so his supplication skills were a tad rusty.But now Lucien prayed.Please dont take her from me just as Ive found her. If you do Ill come for your ass.Any gods listening would do well to heed him. Lucien never made a promise that he couldnt keep.
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