Pinch meI want to make sure this isnt some wonderful reality.

Reality Sucks I want my dreams back.

I didnt feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read Heres something for you to hang your dreams on pal.

When I was small I dreamed of demons. I thought they were under my bed but you said it cant be so you dont get demons our side of the river the guards wont let them over London Bridge.

I had a dream about you Ive had multiple dreams about you. If I had to choose between the real you and the dream you thenGoodnight.

I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said Thats not what I meant when I said I bought them for you.

I had a dream that boys would act like men for oncethen I woke up.

I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said The fish taco wasnt nearly as stinky as I imagined itd be. You looked at me with your gorgeous eyes and said Life isnt all roses to the noseless and those with eyes need to listen closely. I nodded my head in agreement even though I didnt have a clue what you meant. But thats what love does right It makes men clueless.

I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back and with them they brought hope. They were selling and everybody was buying. I tried telling the people they shouldnt buy because if they just wait 24 hours the product would be free. What the Thursdays sold was both priceless and worthless depending on when you acquired it.

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.