Famous Quotes about sales

Jarod Kintz quote #166 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. You were Mickey Mantle and I was a fireplace without a mantle. I didnt like baseball so I kept telling you that you could do something productive with your life like becoming a Tupperware salesman.
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Jarod Kintz quote #66 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. I was a shoe salesman and you had no feet. I needed to make a sale or Id be fired and you needed reliable transportation. I suggested you buy shoes from me and for me and in return Id give you a piggyback ride. In the end you bought a new purse and I ended up punching my boss in his face.
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Jarod Kintz quote #21 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. You were a street vendor selling sidewalks and I was a roadside bicycle salesman selling two-wheeled dreams to pedestrians. You thought I was hurting your business and I thought you were a midget. Turns out we were both right.
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Jarod Kintz quote #140 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were a finger food salesman and I was a man with no fingers who sold wearable silverware called Silverwear. Through a hand gesture you indicated you were number one and then you tried stabbing me with your index finger. Then I insulted your grandma and stabbed you with my eating utensil. What I did was wrongI should never have insulted your grandma.
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Jarod Kintz quote #59 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off a cliff.
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Jarod Kintz quote #107 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. I invented and sold shoes that left no footprints and you were thinking about committing a murder in a muddy area. I said that committing a murder was a bad idea and that you should commit several murders but I was just trying to sell more shoes.
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Jarod Kintz quote #185 from Dreaming is for lovers

I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back and with them they brought hope. They were selling and everybody was buying. I tried telling the people they shouldnt buy because if they just wait 24 hours the product would be free. What the Thursdays sold was both priceless and worthless depending on when you acquired it.
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Jarod Kintz quote #69 from Dreaming is for lovers

I had a dream about you. You were a sunscreen salesperson and you approached me and said Would you like to buy some sunscreen I looked at you like you were a curious insect as I replied No thanks. Im still standing in my fathers shadow.
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Jarod Kintz quote #174 from Whenever You're Gone

Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. Thats why for just 69.69 youll like what I have to sell you. Its not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheadsits the Dream Tunnel.
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Jarod Kintz quote #77 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were selling nickels for seven cents apiece and I was only willing to pay six. Grandma thought I was foolish but what did I careshe was dead Its like my grandpa always used to say I want to bill Billings one penny at a time. He died with five cents to his name. I was named after himfifty years after him.
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