Famous Quotes about sale

Jarod Kintz quote #59 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off a cliff.
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Jarod Kintz quote #133 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. I was a sleeping bag salesman and you sold insomnia. I tried talking you into selling sex instead because that way we could sell combo packages. But you said no because you didnt want to infringe on your grandmas sales numbers because thats what she sold.
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Jarod Kintz quote #98 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. The seasons changed but you did not. You were the same old person you always were only older. And I was the same old person I always was only younger. Yes Id discovered the Fountain of Youth and since we were such old friends I was going to let you have a swig for 10 off the suggested retail price.
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