I had a dream about you. You were trying to swim across the Atlantic Ocean and I figured Id help you out so I brought a bucket to the beach and scooped out about a gallon of sea water. I was pleased with myself because now youd have that much less water to swim through. People have drowned on a gallon of water so its very likely I saved your life. But I didnt do it to be honored like a hero though a parade would be nice. I did it for the free meals and the discounted sex.

I had a dream about you. The seasons changed but you did not. You were the same old person you always were only older. And I was the same old person I always was only younger. Yes Id discovered the Fountain of Youth and since we were such old friends I was going to let you have a swig for 10 off the suggested retail price.