I had a dream about you. You took a cruise and I took a canoe. I paddled alongside your ship out into the Atlantic Ocean and down to the Caribbean. I shouted I love you the whole way but you couldnt hear me probably because that man you were with was talking the whole time.

I had a dream about you. You were trying to swim across the Atlantic Ocean and I figured Id help you out so I brought a bucket to the beach and scooped out about a gallon of sea water. I was pleased with myself because now youd have that much less water to swim through. People have drowned on a gallon of water so its very likely I saved your life. But I didnt do it to be honored like a hero though a parade would be nice. I did it for the free meals and the discounted sex.