I had a dream about you. You took a cruise and I took a canoe. I paddled alongside your ship out into the Atlantic Ocean and down to the Caribbean. I shouted I love you the whole way but you couldnt hear me probably because that man you were with was talking the whole time.

I once had a dream and then I told my friend he is such a dick his name is Richard.

I had a dream I was a millionaire. So Im still in my coma dont try and wake me.

I had a dream about you. You were a dolphin in a fur coat and I was your shrink telling you that you were experiencing feelings of mammal inadequacies. You thought instead of paying me your money would be better spent on sex and I agreed. So I sold you a box of condoms and dead fish.

I had a dream about you. The stars in the constellations lined up the portals between the heavens were opened and you were looking for a blood sacrifice to make the trip. And I was there ready to sell you a box of used tampons.

I had a dream about you. You wondered if there were any more honest men left in the world and so did I because I worked for the government and if there were any honest men left in the world then it was my job to find them and kill them. After I robbed them.

I had a dream about you.Oh whats thatIts a stream of senses and thoughts that happen during sleep. But thats not important right now.

I had a dream about you trying to parallel park your ego between two modest cars. The ego wouldnt fit and those guys werent putting up a fight so lets just say you made it work.

I had a dream about you making balloon animals for kids. You were out of balloons and the kids were out of patience so you inflated their imaginations instead.

I had a dream about you. I said The sex train leaves in three minutes and lasts for three minutes. Hop on You replied No thanks. I think Ill catch a cab. Well you did catch a cab and then you caught syphilis.