I had a dream about you. I had a boomerang and you had a Frisbee. You asked if I wanted to play catch and I said yes. Then you stood around waiting for me to throw to you and I just looked at you like you were crazy because I had a boomerangand therefore I didnt need you to play catch. Geez youre as useless as the Central Bank.

I had a dream I was a samurai who invented the poncho and I sold my ponchos to Mexico. The irony is I invented them for women.

I had a dream about you. We were riding a beam of light to the edge of the galaxy. Then my flashlight battery went dead and Stephen Hawkings robot voice said game over.

I had a dream about you. We got into an argument over the toilet seat. Down up down up down up we each thought we were right. Finally being a natural diplomat I suggested we compromise and leave the toilet seat halfway between down and up. You called me an idiot and I said Thats precisely why the majority of the population voted me into public office.

I had a dream I was in a dream and then that dream told me I was in someone elses sock drawer.

I had a dream I was able to fly now I have chained my bead to the ground. I like walking dreams better.

I had a dream about you. You thought we had everything we neededfood water shelter and love. But I forgot to tell you that to buy the food water and shelter I sold our love to a Silicon Valley investor who wanted to turn it into an app.

I had a dream about you. You were a test-tube salesman and I was the worlds first test-tube baby. You were excited to meet me and you asked me what I was doing with myself. I said I was a uterus salesman and that life was good.

I had a dream about you. We sold love like a couple of roadside lemonade-stand vendors. Your love was organic and mine was made with yellow tennis balls.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to make love to me and I wanted to sell you a talking mannequin that looked like me. You said you didnt pay for sex and I said I didnt sell to just anybody. But we both knew we were both lying.