I once had a dream and then I told my friend he is such a dick his name is Richard.

I had a dream I was a millionaire. So Im still in my coma dont try and wake me.

I had a dream you stopped by the shop and helped us get more followers for Facebook and twitter. And then you showed up tomorrow and were like here and you threw 5000 likes on me and it felt like slugs. And smelled like fried chicken. I was so confused. I vomited a rainbow.

I had a dream last night I was awake through the pregnancy but I fell asleep at birth when I awoke I was Pinocchio and stuck inside a tree does that mean I dont have to listen to jazz anymore

I had a dream I was in an old womans closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car and puts you in a bed that smells like mothballs.

I had a dream I was a samurai who invented the poncho and I sold my ponchos to Mexico. The irony is I invented them for women.

I had a dream I was in a dream and then that dream told me I was in someone elses sock drawer.

I had a dream I was able to fly now I have chained my bead to the ground. I like walking dreams better.