I had a dream I was in an old womans closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car and puts you in a bed that smells like mothballs.

You may be tall you may be short. You may be a black you may be a white. One more thing to keep behind your mind is that you your purpose is unique. Anyone who is thinks he is clever enough will mess up when heshe wears your shoes it wont fit

People are eager to walk in other peoples pair of shoes that does not fit them. The result is that their dreams begin to imitate a tortoise walk and that I guess is already uncomfortable

I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company and a competitor probably someone from Nike attacked you so I had to stab them in the throat with a shoelace. I guess it would have been better to use that shoelace to strangle them.