The poorest person on earth is not the person who has no job no cars no money and no house. The poorest person is the one who has no vision. Visionlessness is poverty in disguise.

I had a dream about you. We were almost omniscient seeing all the problems in this world. We noticed the scratch on my bumper the ding in my passenger-side door and the bloodstains in the trunk of my car. But we didnt notice the biggest problem of allour kidnap victims family had no moneyand no interest in getting him back.

I had a dream about you. You were riding a walrus like a cowboy and I was riding a cowboy like a cowboy. I waved at you and you waved your lasso over your head. Thats how I got roped into buying a new car.

I had a dream I was in an old womans closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car and puts you in a bed that smells like mothballs.

I had a dream about you. You were washing your car and I was washing my horse. You thought I belonged in the 19th century and I thought you belonged in a zoo. I wasnt alone in thinking thatso were the other 49 of the population that didnt vote you into public office.

I had a dream about you. You asked how long Ive loved you and I replied About 5280 feet. It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back and we were forced to walk Ive been thinking a lot about life love and how much I wish the first gas station we see has mashed-potato-flavored bubblegum.