And when I fall in love I began I will build a mountain to touch the sky. Then my lover and I will have the best of both worlds reality firmly under our feet while we have our heads in the clouds with all our illusions still intact. And the purple grass will grow all around high enough to reach our eyes.

I had a dream about you you were trying to tell me a pipe had burst but I did not want to be around you because I thought your feet smelt terrible. When I realized that the smell was mold you were already so hurt you no longer had any interest in speaking to me. Or fixing the pipe.

I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else shoes and purses I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatchers dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat and I replied If I have to tell you it is it isnt.

I had a dream about you. You asked how long Ive loved you and I replied About 5280 feet. It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back and we were forced to walk Ive been thinking a lot about life love and how much I wish the first gas station we see has mashed-potato-flavored bubblegum.

I was never very good with either my hands or feet. It always seemed to me theyd just been stuck on as an afterthought during my making. Dreams didnt translate through sports or music dancing carpentry plumbing. I was the bookish kid more at home in the pages of a fantasy than in the room in the town on the planet.