Famous Quotes about purse

Jarod Kintz quote #66 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. I was a shoe salesman and you had no feet. I needed to make a sale or Id be fired and you needed reliable transportation. I suggested you buy shoes from me and for me and in return Id give you a piggyback ride. In the end you bought a new purse and I ended up punching my boss in his face.
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Jarod Kintz quote #144 from Dreaming is for lovers

I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else shoes and purses I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatchers dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat and I replied If I have to tell you it is it isnt.
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